God has a sense of humor.

i've given in. i've bought a bathing suit. that's not the ironic part. one month before realizing i was preggers with clay, i splurged with my birthday money and bought this great two-piece bathing suit... which, i didn't really get to wear!

by the time summer rolled around, i was hugely pregnant, and looked ridiculous in a two-piece. after having clay, i looked ridiculous in a two-piece and still do.

so i finally bought a one piece suit the other day. the phrase, "its the thought that counts," does not apply to bathing suits and me post-partum. i can put on that 2 piece suit and think "sexy" all i want, but it ain't gonna happen.

so. i seem to have ironic things happen to me alot. however i could look at it from a different angle:

perhaps if i want to get pregnant, all i have to do is buy a bikini at TallGirl. hmmmmm...