I am the Walrus...

Yes, I'm odd. But I kid you not; it was actually the title of someone's blog and it amused me so much that I had to use it. And I think, walruses have good qualities. I mean, they've got such a positive attitude. It can't be easy trying to talk around those huge tusks, but they all have 'em so they must. Probably sounds like talking when you have buck teeth. I can make fun of buck teeth, cuz I had 'em as a kid, before I got braces. hehehe. And if you have buck teeth, you hate to smile. That photographer is all in your face, telling you to smile, and you try to smile and still look cool, remember that? And what gets in the picture? He gets you with this crazy expression on your face that doesn't even LOOK like you and your mom loves it. She sends it to all the relatives and family friends and you are totally mortified. :P

But walruses don't care. They just sit there, showin off their tusks, and they're all proud of 'em like. "Dude, check me out, my tuthks are longer than yourth are! huh, huh!" And you don't see a Walrus on the Adkins diet. They don't care. The bigger the better. So they go out to their favorite seafood restaraunt and get that all you can eat special and they are lovin it! And I bet walrus wives don't turn to their husband and say, "does this seawater make me look fat?" Heck, they probably make fun of the skinny walruses. "Hey, Stick boy..." (This is coming from a chick who was called "Stick girl" and "twiggy" in college). Alas, ben and jerry's is catching up with me; although, apparently I'm not the only one, since they actually have an ice cream called "Chubby Hubby".

So walruses are like, totally cool with everything, and that's cool. I like that. There you go - "Lessons we can Learn in Nature," by yours truly...

*other random thoughts, that came from nowhere... but yet, are blogworthy*

As a favor to your coworkers, never, ever, never bring salmon bake to work. Or anything salmon, for that matter. Pew!!! It makes the whole office smell like a fish factory. If you do bring it to work, don't over cook it in the microwave. It will take weeks for the smell to go away. Today, at work, I was assaulted by the most nauseating aroma of fish that I ever thought possible. Guess who won't be eating seafood for awhile. *Gag*

If you want to watch a Packer game, discuss psychology, religion, bad books you have read, and read music theory (and practice how to hold a violin, or the bow, rather), perhaps you should watch the next game at Jen, Terry, and Rebecca's house. It was, perhaps, the most educational game I have ever seen. And their mom makes excellent chili. :P

No matter now many times you proofread, someone will see a blatant error that you somehow missed. Thanks guys for your patience, good ideas, and good eyes. I'm working on chapter one now. Think I can finish this in a year? :P