My Life is one Big Comedy...

Some of the guys I work with think they are the Hardy Boys, saving the world from violent crime... like littering. Some unlucky fool decided to dump his garbage in the complany's dumpsters. And he wasn't subtle about it, either, he dumped a couch and 10 bags of garbage!!!! A couch!!! Gee, that's easy to hide, just kind of shove it out of your pick up truck when no one is looking, right? Well, apparently, this is what this Einstein thought. Well, some one notices all the rubbage lying about by the dumpsters (he hadn't even bothered to put it IN the dumpster), and calls Security. That's my job. One of the guys decides to play Gumshoe, and rummages through the trash like Dick Tracy himself, and finds a pay stub with a lot of helpful information (Just like in the movies). Well, the cops are called, they talk to the guy, and give him a nice little fine of about $190... Ohhhhhh, the irony - some cheapskate decides he isn't going to pay to have his couch (and extra trash) disposed of, so he decides to be clever, and dumps it off in a parking lot somewhere. But he's not so clever, because he gets a littering fine, which could have paid for garbage service for a year. Ah well, at any rate, Tony, our company's self-appointed gumshoe, deserves a pat on the back, for saving the company. Hope they remember his efforts in the coming lay-offs.